James Earl Pumpernickel ... formally James Earl Dewalt.

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James Earl Pumpernickel ... formally James Earl Dewalt.

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James strikes again... this time through chat.

Sean
who are you?
19:24

James
hey
James
19:25

Sean
ok'
19:25

James
indeed
19:25

Sean
how do you know me?
19:25

James
I met you at a bar
You were very drunk my son
19:26

Sean
but i don't think so i talk to you befor.
oh i was?
19:26

James
You seemed it
19:27

Sean
hum i don't know if i was drunk or not but i don't remember u.sory i
try to remember but i can't
19:27

James
How are you doing dude?
19:28

Sean
not to bad
just chiling at home
how are you doing?
19:29

James
I'm loving my life
19:30

Sean
nice
19:31

James
I'm doing my wife.
Oh.
How am I doing?
I'm well.
19:31

Sean
ok
cool
19:31

James
it is
I did my son's wife once too
Have you ever done your son's wife?
19:33

Sean
what the heck u talking abut
19:34

James
Idk, life, love, the usual :)
19:36

Sean
first of all i don't have wife and 2 of all i have girl friend she 's
in army she gonna be back this weekend and i love her alot and 3 of
all i'm not gay.u got it
19:37

James
You have a girlfriend? Well then why do you always prowl around the
Bricktop in search of young, vulnerable women?
Tsk, tsk, my friend.
19:37

Sean
what ever
i do have lot of friend around downtown bc im business man and i have
my own business in downtown
19:38

James
Really? That's cool! Which business?
19:39

Sean
gourmet grill gyros i just got businees couple day's ago and i use to
work there for 2 years and i was supervisor in that place
19:40

James
Oh, cool! I'll have to come in and see you sometime!
:)
19:41

Sean
i got business but i'm not working anymore bc i'm going to army too.
19:41

James
The United States army?
19:41

Sean
i use to be in army couple year's ago.
so i'm going to afghanistan
yes
19:42

James
Ah. I'm very impressed, my son.
19:43

Sean
yeah i will ging to afghanistan end of this month and my brother inlow
he gonna take care of business for me
19:44

James
:)
Do you like cat penises?
19:44

Sean
nop
tehy will pay me 235k years
the time i use to work fro army when i was living in washington dc
they use to pay me 185k years
19:46

James
Did you work with the governments?
I bet Bill Clinton would like you ;)

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