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From the FreeBSD fortunes files

Knock Knock...  (who's there?)  Ether!  (ether who?)  Eather Bunny... Yea!
[chorus]
	Yeay!
	Stay on the Happy side, always on the happy side,
	Stay on the Happy side of life!
	Bum bum bum bum bum bum
	You will feel no pain, as we drive you insane,
	So Stay on the Happy Side of life!

Knock Knock...  (who's there?)  Anna!  (anna who?)
	An another eather bunny... [chorus]
Knock Knock...  (who's there?)  Stilla!  (stilla who?)
	Still another ether bunny... [chorus]
Knock Knock...  (who's there?)  Yetta!  (yetta who?)
	Yet another ether bunny... [chorus]
Knock Knock...  (who's there?)  Cargo!  (cargo who?)
	Cargo beep beep and run over eather bunny... [chorus]
Knock Knock...  (who's there?)  Boo!  (boo who?)
	Don't Cry!  Eather bunny be back next year! [chorus]

Percentage of 2010 completed (UTC): 18.01372%

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Seconds of 2010 completed: 5680806/31536000

Minutes of 2010 completed: 94680/525600

Hours of 2010 completed: 1578/8760

Weather

LINCOLN, NE: 38°F, Cloudy

CHICAGO, IL: 45°F, Mostly Cloudy

DUNELLEN, NJ: 53°F, Sunny

CORPUS CHRISTI, TX: 67°F, Cloudy

MINNEAPOLIS, MN: 39°F, Mostly Cloudy

Top Stories

  1. Iraqis defy intimidation to vote, attacks kill 36 (AP)
  2. Al-Qaida calls on US Muslims to attack America (AP)
  3. 3 Dems unsure about changing votes for health care (AP)
  4. Pope's brother says he would testify in abuse case (AP)
  5. Karzai gets an earful in town seized from Taliban (AP)
  6. Iran begins production of cruise missiles (AP)
  7. 3.1M customers face Oscar night without broadcast (AP)
  8. 'Avatar,' 'Hurt Locker' lead expanded Oscar parade (AP)
  9. Woman charged in breast milk assault on jailer (AP)
  10. Vikings vs. NFL goes to trial Monday (AP)
  11. Iraqis vote despite militant attacks that kill 38 (Reuters)
  12. Votes uncertain as healthcare endgame looms (Reuters)
  13. Biden to try to boost Middle East peace prospects (Reuters)
  14. Sadr urges Iraqis to vote to help end U.S. "occupation" (Reuters)
  15. North Korea warns U.S. and South of nuclear build-up (Reuters)
  16. Karzai visits Afghan battle zone, vows to rebuild (Reuters)
  17. China says Iran sanctions no cure (Reuters)
  18. Gunfire erupts at Yemen hospital (Reuters)
  19. Iraqis defy deadly bomb attacks to vote (AFP)
  20. Reykjavik pressed for better deal after Icesave 'nei' (AFP)

Word of the day

inveterate: deep-rooted; of long standing.

LAB members of the day

  • Keeley Meja, 93, Lincoln
  • Jacqualine Getchman, 63, beyond
  • Rodrigo Lauters, 24, Lincoln
  • Christena Picher, 74, Lincoln
  • Katia Baliga, 64, beyond

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Registered users: 11,833,068

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