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From the FreeBSD fortunes files


	A woman will generally admire an ornate dessert for the artistic
work it is, praising its creator and waiting a suitable interval before
she reluctantly takes a small sliver off one edge.  A man will start by
grabbing the cherry in the center.

Car repair:
	The average man thinks his Y chromosome contains complete repair
manuals for every car made since World War II.  He will work on a problem
himself until it either goes away or turns into something that "can't be
fixed without special tools".
	The average woman thinks "that funny thump-thump noise" is an
accurate description of an automotive problem.  She will, however, have the
car serviced at the proper intervals and thereby incur fewer problems than
the average man.

Percentage of 2010 completed (UTC): 13.76714%


Seconds of 2010 completed: 4341604/31536000

Minutes of 2010 completed: 72360/525600

Hours of 2010 completed: 1206/8760


LINCOLN, NE: 24°F, Cloudy

CHICAGO, IL: 32°F, Cloudy

DUNELLEN, NJ: 36°F, Some Clouds



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  1. Texas plane crash exposes gap in US air security (AP)
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  3. Tiger Woods says sorry, golf return still unknown (AP)
  4. US Marines seize Taliban headquarters, IDs, photos (AP)
  5. Japan hopes Toyoda can clear image, cool friction (AP)
  6. Official: FBI probing Pa. school webcam spy case (AP)
  7. Case closed: FBI says scientist was anthrax killer (AP)
  8. NJ Sen. Frank Lautenberg, 86, has stomach lymphoma (AP)
  9. Parents angry at 'American Idol' contestant (AP)
  10. Dutch government collapses over Afghan mission (AP)
  11. Government was told of Toyota claims in 2004: insurer (Reuters)
  12. Contrite Woods keeps return to competition on hold (Reuters)
  13. Dutch government falls over Afghan troop mission (Reuters)
  14. Obama to spell out new healthcare plan (Reuters)
  15. FDA reports says Avandia can hurt heart: report (Reuters)
  16. Obama unveils new fund to address housing woes (Reuters)
  17. Bush lawyers criticized on interrogation advice (Reuters)
  18. Anthrax investigators looked at 1,000 suspects (Reuters)
  19. Dutch government falls over Afghan mission: PM (AFP)
  20. UN chief condemns Niger coup, as junta tightens grip (AFP)

Word of the day

gastronome: a lover of good food and drink.

LAB members of the day

  • Robin Sinquefield, 50, beyond
  • Vina Larosa, 90, Lincoln
  • Desiree Lefave, 51, beyond
  • Marjorie Mullis, 57, Lincoln
  • Val Teemer, 29, beyond

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Registered users: 11,708,535

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