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From the FreeBSD fortunes files

	A manager went to his programmers and told them: "As regards to your
work hours: you are going to have to come in at nine in the morning and leave
at five in the afternoon."  At this, all of them became angry and several
resigned on the spot.
	So the manager said: "All right, in that case you may set your own
working hours, as long as you finish your projects on schedule."  The
programmers, now satisfied, began to come in a noon and work to the wee
hours of the morning.
		-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"

Percentage of 2010 completed (UTC): 13.63015%


Seconds of 2010 completed: 4298405/31536000

Minutes of 2010 completed: 71640/525600

Hours of 2010 completed: 1194/8760


LINCOLN, NE: 26°F, Cloudy

CHICAGO, IL: 35°F, Mostly Sunny

DUNELLEN, NJ: 42°F, Clouds And Sun

CORPUS CHRISTI, TX: 61°F, Light Rain

MINNEAPOLIS, MN: 22°F, Partly Sunny

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  17. Consumer prices rise marginally (Reuters)
  18. U.S. strike in Pakistan kills Afghan militant's son (Reuters)
  19. Junta tightens control in Niger, relaxes security (AFP)
  20. Emotional Woods apologizes for 'selfish' behavior (AFP)

Word of the day

gastronome: a lover of good food and drink.

LAB members of the day

  • Parker Eschen, 61, Lincoln
  • Marchelle Busskohl, 28, beyond
  • Laila Avie, 71, beyond
  • Juliet Tousley, 95, Lincoln
  • Cruz Hornak, 58, Lincoln

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