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From the FreeBSD fortunes files

[Norm is angry.]

Woody: What can I get you, Mr. Peterson?
Norm:  Clifford Clavin's head.
		-- Cheers, The Triangle

Sam:	Hey, what's happening, Norm?
Norm:	Well, it's a dog-eat-dog world, Sammy,
	and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear.
		-- Cheers, The Peterson Principle

Sam:  How's life in the fast lane, Normie?
Norm: Beats me, I can't find the on-ramp.
		-- Cheers, Diane Chambers Day

Today's birthdays

Andrew Capps

Percentage of 2010 completed (UTC): 11.30138%

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Seconds of 2010 completed: 3564004/31536000

Minutes of 2010 completed: 59400/525600

Hours of 2010 completed: 990/8760

Weather

LINCOLN, NE: 19°F, Cloudy

CHICAGO, IL: 17°F, Clear

DUNELLEN, NJ: 35°F, Light Rain

CORPUS CHRISTI, TX: 45°F, Light Rain

MINNEAPOLIS, MN: 8°F, Partly Cloudy

Top Stories

  1. Enough already: Snow breaks mid-Atlantic records (AP)
  2. Chilling aerial photos of 9/11 attack released (AP)
  3. Foreclosures down in January, but surge on way? (AP)
  4. Former Texas Rep. Charlie Wilson dies at 76 (AP)
  5. Iraq orders former Blackwater security guards out (AP)
  6. IAEA suggests Iran's new enrichment modest (AP)
  7. Report: Hundreds forced into labor, sex in Ohio (AP)
  8. NASA studying 2 new space shuttle problems (AP)
  9. John Mayer apologizes for Playboy interview (AP)
  10. No. 8 Duke outlasts rival North Carolina 64-54 (AP)
  11. Snow, wind batter East Coast in big 2nd storm (Reuters)
  12. Honda expands airbag recall as more Toyotas probed (Reuters)
  13. Haiti judge to free U.S. missionaries (Reuters)
  14. Report: Iran to shut down Google email service (Reuters)
  15. UK govt forced to publish U.S. torture allegations (Reuters)
  16. Pakistan has "credible information" Mehsud dead (Reuters)
  17. Iran says nuclear fuel deal "still on the table" (Reuters)
  18. Afghanistan says ready if thousands flee assault (Reuters)
  19. China upholds jail term for leading dissident (AFP)
  20. Pressure mounts on Toyota head to face US Congress (AFP)

Word of the day

tarradiddle: a fib; also, pretentious nonsense.

LAB members of the day

  • Gertha Guffey, 99, Lincoln
  • Sonny Carrol, 19, beyond
  • Daisy Feibusch, 69, Lincoln
  • Avery Goodnoe, 38, Lincoln
  • Talisha Gallati, 59, Lincoln

Wikipedia statistics

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Registered users: 11,636,999

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