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From the FreeBSD fortunes files

	"When I drink, *everybody* drinks!" a man shouted to the
assembled bar patrons.  A loud general cheer went up.  After downing his
whiskey, he hopped onto a barstool and shouted "When I take another
drink, *everybody* takes another drink!"  The announcement produced
another cheer and another round of drinks.
	As soon as he had downed his second drink, the fellow hopped back
onto the stool.  "And when I pay," he bellowed, slapping five dollars onto
the bar, "*everybody* pays!"

Percentage of 2010 completed (UTC): 8.28769%


Seconds of 2010 completed: 2613605/31536000

Minutes of 2010 completed: 43560/525600

Hours of 2010 completed: 726/8760


LINCOLN, NE: 19°F, Some Clouds

CHICAGO, IL: 21°F, Cloudy

DUNELLEN, NJ: 19°F, Mostly Cloudy


MINNEAPOLIS, MN: 12°F, Mostly Cloudy

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  7. Books pulled from Amazon.com in pricing dispute (AP)
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  9. Miss Virginia wins 2010 Miss America crown (AP)
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  11. U.S. halt to Haiti evacuations stirs fears for sick (Reuters)
  12. Obama says deficit could jeopardize recovery (Reuters)
  13. U.S. satisfied with recall fix, Toyota chief apologizes (Reuters)
  14. China: U.S. arms sales to Taiwan hurt national security (Reuters)
  15. Seized North Korea arms were bound for Iran: Thailand (Reuters)
  16. NATO troops clash with Afghan allies (Reuters)
  17. Americans arrested taking children out of Haiti (Reuters)
  18. Thousands rally to urge Russia's Putin to resign (Reuters)
  19. US, China locked in dispute over Taiwan arms sale (AFP)
  20. Taliban deny meeting UN envoy for Afghan peace talks (AFP)

Word of the day

rapacious: grasping; greedy.

LAB members of the day

  • Judy Waskey, 32, Lincoln
  • Lucia Savcedo, 81, Lincoln
  • Sherita Clinch, 31, Lincoln
  • Carry Kurka, 18, beyond
  • Leatha Rillera, 71, beyond

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