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From the FreeBSD fortunes files

Delores breezed along the surface of her life like a flat stone forever
skipping along smooth water, rippling reality sporadically but oblivious
to it consistently, until she finally lost momentum, sank, and due to an
overdose of flouride as a child which caused her to suffer from chronic
apathy, doomed herself to lie forever on the floor of her life as useless
as an appendix and as lonely as a five-hundred pound barbell in a
steroid-free fitness center.
		-- Winning sentence, 1990 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest

Percentage of 2010 completed (UTC): 5.27400%


Seconds of 2010 completed: 1663208/31536000

Minutes of 2010 completed: 27720/525600

Hours of 2010 completed: 462/8760


LINCOLN, NE: 33°F, Snow

CHICAGO, IL: 28°F, Partly Cloudy

DUNELLEN, NJ: 35°F, Haze



Top Stories

  1. In epic upset, GOP's Brown wins Mass. Senate race (AP)
  2. Dems cast blame at each other over Senate campaign (AP)
  3. Police: Lone shooter kills 8 in central Virginia (AP)
  4. A week after Haiti quake, aid for all is elusive (AP)
  5. Michigan defense contractor has God in its sights (AP)
  6. Witness: Former Ill. cop threatened to kill wife (AP)
  7. Ex-mistress says TX minister admitted killing wife (AP)
  8. Brittany's mom, husband say drugs didn't kill her (AP)
  9. Alleged burglar showers, cuts hair, fries chicken (AP)
  10. Clijsters, Kuznetsova into 3rd round (AP)
  11. Republican wins Senate race in Massachusetts (Reuters)
  12. Haiti violence fears lift, U.S. troops help deliver aid (Reuters)
  13. Diplomats: Iran spurns nuclear fuel deal in writing (Reuters)
  14. FBI broke law in phone searches: report (Reuters)
  15. SPECIAL REPORT:Divorce American style for French bank, bond star (Reuters)
  16. Suspected U.S. drone strikes in Pakistan, 6 killed (Reuters)
  17. U.S. has met with China on Internet freedom: official (Reuters)
  18. U.S. court sends back Abu-Jamal death penalty case (Reuters)
  19. Republicans deal Obama massive blow with Senate win (AFP)
  20. Haiti aid relief steps up gear as US troops pour in (AFP)

Word of the day

perambulate: to stroll; to walk through or over.

LAB members of the day

  • Ericka Foxwell, 21, beyond
  • Carlos Ora, 76, beyond
  • Autumn Kniceley, 84, Lincoln
  • Taneka Kuehnle, 50, beyond
  • Mirta Ferrante, 37, beyond

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Registered users: 11,451,213

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