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From the FreeBSD fortunes files

I went to a job interview the other day, the guy asked me if I had any
questions , I said yes, just one, if you're in a car traveling at the
speed of light and you turn your headlights on, does anything happen?

He said he couldn't answer that, I told him sorry, but I couldn't work
for him then.
		-- Steven Wright

Percentage of 2010 completed (UTC): 4.86303%


Seconds of 2010 completed: 1533605/31536000

Minutes of 2010 completed: 25560/525600

Hours of 2010 completed: 426/8760


LINCOLN, NE: 29°F, Cloudy

CHICAGO, IL: 29°F, Light Fog

DUNELLEN, NJ: 49°F, Mostly Cloudy

CORPUS CHRISTI, TX: 68°F, Mostly Cloudy


Top Stories

  1. More troops, aid go to Haiti, but hunger persists (AP)
  2. Obama joins honors for slain civil rights leader (AP)
  3. Taliban militants attack Afghan capital; 12 killed (AP)
  4. Pope John Paul II gunman released from prison (AP)
  5. Civil rights icon King remembered in hometown (AP)
  6. Both sides look to turn out voters in Senate race (AP)
  7. Strong earthquake felt in Guatemala; no damage (AP)
  8. Storms in Mideast kill British tourist, 6 others (AP)
  9. Cameron's `Avatar' wins best drama honor at Globes (AP)
  10. 3 star QBs and upstart Jets go for Super Bowl (AP)
  11. Gangs of looters prowling streets (Reuters)
  12. Obama scrambles to save Democratic Senate seat (Reuters)
  13. Kabul 'under control' after brazen Taliban assault (Reuters)
  14. U.S. poll: fewer see Obama advancing racial ties (Reuters)
  15. Al-qaeda says fighters alive, Yemen vows more strikes (Reuters)
  16. Moderate quake rocks Guatemala, Salvador; no damage (Reuters)
  17. Turk who shot Pope John Paul released from prison (Reuters)
  18. Flu pandemic easing, but risks remain: WHO (Reuters)
  19. Violence on the rise in Haiti, Red Cross warns (AFP)
  20. Militants launch multiple attacks across Kabul (AFP)

Word of the day

accord: agreement; harmony.

LAB members of the day

  • Marietta Paddick, 38, Lincoln
  • Eusebio Gaona, 96, beyond
  • Shalonda Sobol, 41, Lincoln
  • Jeane Schindele, 67, Lincoln
  • Gale Lotter, 97, beyond

Wikipedia statistics

Articles in English: 3,163,553

Registered users: 11,438,305

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